Don’t Hug Or Kiss These Celebs, They Stink!

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Wouldn’t you just love to give Johnny Depp or Matthew Mcconaughey a big smooch on the face if you could? Or Miley Cyrus, Ke$sha, or Kristen Stewart a huge hug if you ever met them in real life? Of course you would. We’re all over our favorite celebs when we see them in public – literally. But not so fast, because many – like the aforementioned – for lack of a better term, stink! They have horrible personal hygiene. And this ain’t heresy either, as many are by their own admission. So bring the following list of stinky celebs with you next time you take a stroll down Hollywood boulevard, so you’ll know which celeb is safe to hand a pen and paper over to for an autograph, or, which one you should hand a bar of soap to.
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Ke$ha

Ke$ha, famous singer, songwriter, and rapper has admitted to drinking her own pee (Bear Grylls style), which makes her tops on this list for sure. But her ex Alex Carapetis took some heat for telling his friends, which of course told the Internet, that Ke$ha’s box smelled, ummm, well…. gross.
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Matthew Mconaughey

Mr. Mconaughey has admitted he doesn’t use deodorant. He believes a man should smell like, well, a man. Apparently Matthew’s natural man smell is so repulsive, that during the filming of the 2008 movie Fool’s Gold, co-star Kate Hudson offered to let him use her deodorant instead – to which he refused by saying, “I like to smell like me.”
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Miley Cyrus

Hey Miley, what’s that you got under there – some armpit hair I see? Frickin’ gross Miley. Although, no one should be surprised that she’s on the list as reports say Miley’s as smelly as she is raunchy. Even Liam Hemsworth reportedly dumped her stinky ass because he said her house was a pigsty.
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Johnny Depp

Apparently it didn’t take much for Johnny Depp to get into character for Captain Jack Sparrow. At least, when it came to putting on the captain’s hygiene, as sources claim (ahem, Amber Heard) that Johnny will go days without showering. Yarrr… go walk the plank to the shower, Jack!
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Cameron Diaz

So the on-screen beauty that is Cameron Diaz, off-screen, is apparently a hot, stinky mess. According to TMZ reports, she wears the same clothes for four days, is constantly seen with bits of food in her teeth, and even admits that she hasn’t used deodorant in over 20 years!
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Beyonce

Beyonce is a self-professed feminist who’s always singing about girl power. But did you know that she’s even ditched her razors, all in the name of equality. Oh, and apparently she also has horrible breath, a rumor that came straight from the horse’s mouth – Jay Z’s huge mouth that is – as he’s the man that kissers her the most.
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Robert Pattinson

Can you tell the difference between Robert Pattinson and a filth bag? We can’t. And apparently people close to him (literally) can’t smell the difference either. For while filming “Twilight”, his co-stars said they could barely stand to be around him because he smelled horrible. This might have something to do with that fact that Robert even admitted himself that he doesn’t change his clothes until they begin to smell “real bad”.
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Madonna

So the word on the street, errr, stage, has it that Madonna works up such a sweat during rehearsals, that she stinks AND refuses to shower after. This all according to one former dancer who just so happened to make his statement around the same time this photo of a sweat-drenched Madonna was taken.
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Brad Pitt

Oh say it ain’t so Brad. Say it isn’t true that during the filming of 2009’s Inglourious Basterds that co-star Eli Roth asked you to at least use some baby wipes to wash the stink off because you refuse to shower. Please, say it ain’t so.
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Woof woof Gwyneth, what the hell happened to you? Oh I know, you’re such a granola hippy that you refuse to wash with any bacteria killing soap, or use antiperspirant with aluminum in it. Good call on the O’Natural hygiene regime – especially at the 2013 Met Gala where paparazzi didn’t want to get close to you because you stank. Oh but of course, you’d “rather be smelly than dead,” as you’ve said before in your oh-so-enlightening interviews.
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